Mommy’s little juice box

Well, Target sells these awesome personal sized wine boxes!  How great is that?  They fit in the diaper bag, they come in 4-packs, and best of all that Pinot Grigio will match those new Christian Louboutin platform pumps I found yesterday!

Sometimes a brown paper bag just doesn’t work – the crinkling noise wakes up the baby and it can really ruin an outfit.  Prada or paper?  Come on!  

Mommy's little juicebox!

And let’s face it, a 750ml bottle is so inconvenient considering everything else that you have to carry in the diaper bag.  Oh, and the ridiculous open bottle while driving issues… don’t get me started!  ”It’s a j-u-i-c-e-b-o-x, Occifer,” maybe I won’t lose my license again.

I don’t know who they think they’re fooling with the single serving bottles just look like… well just like little wine bottles! Glass bottles?  Sheesh… I have kids you know – hello, safety?.   They don’t fit the cup holders in the car very well either, tipping over an all – what takes a Merlot stain out of floormats anyway?

I don’t know about you, but I just get so tired of the looks (ugh… that biotch at the mall play area yesterday… you wanted me to think you were appalled… Jealous much?) some people toss my way when I take a swig bottle out at the playground or the mall!  They probably don’t even have kids!  People are sooo judgmental.

Juiceboxes.  Can you say Brilliant!?

Now I won’t have to explain “mommy time” and why I always have a wine glass in my hand.  Plus, snack time can just be this new great special time with the kids, “Everybody gets a juice and some cookies, Honey!”  No more guilt… or at least no more feeling like I should be guilty.

Hello goodbuy!